Angry Female Police Force by Samo Stopar
Main Deck
Creature — Angel
Flying
Whenever Exalted Angel deals damage, you gain that much life.
Morph (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for . Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)
Flying
Whenever Exalted Angel deals damage, you gain that much life.
Morph (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for . Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)
Instant
Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Artifact
Spells cost more to cast.
Spells cost more to cast.
Artifact
Fading 4 (This artifact enters the battlefield with four fade counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a fade counter from it. If you can't, sacrifice it.)
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player taps an untapped artifact, creature, or land they control for each fade counter on Tangle Wire.
Fading 4 (This artifact enters the battlefield with four fade counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a fade counter from it. If you can't, sacrifice it.)
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player taps an untapped artifact, creature, or land they control for each fade counter on Tangle Wire.
Artifact
If Mox Diamond would enter the battlefield, you may discard a land card instead. If you do, put Mox Diamond onto the battlefield. If you don't, put it into its owner's graveyard.
: Add one mana of any color.
If Mox Diamond would enter the battlefield, you may discard a land card instead. If you do, put Mox Diamond onto the battlefield. If you don't, put it into its owner's graveyard.
: Add one mana of any color.
Creature — Angel
Flying
Whenever Exalted Angel deals damage, you gain that much life.
Morph (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for . Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)
Flying
Whenever Exalted Angel deals damage, you gain that much life.
Morph (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for . Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)
Instant
Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Artifact
Spells cost more to cast.
Spells cost more to cast.
Artifact
Fading 4 (This artifact enters the battlefield with four fade counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a fade counter from it. If you can't, sacrifice it.)
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player taps an untapped artifact, creature, or land they control for each fade counter on Tangle Wire.
Fading 4 (This artifact enters the battlefield with four fade counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a fade counter from it. If you can't, sacrifice it.)
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player taps an untapped artifact, creature, or land they control for each fade counter on Tangle Wire.
Artifact
If Mox Diamond would enter the battlefield, you may discard a land card instead. If you do, put Mox Diamond onto the battlefield. If you don't, put it into its owner's graveyard.
: Add one mana of any color.
If Mox Diamond would enter the battlefield, you may discard a land card instead. If you do, put Mox Diamond onto the battlefield. If you don't, put it into its owner's graveyard.
: Add one mana of any color.
Creature — Angel
Flying
Whenever Exalted Angel deals damage, you gain that much life.
Morph (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for . Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)
Flying
Whenever Exalted Angel deals damage, you gain that much life.
Morph (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for . Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)
Instant
Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Artifact
Spells cost more to cast.
Spells cost more to cast.
Artifact
Fading 4 (This artifact enters the battlefield with four fade counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a fade counter from it. If you can't, sacrifice it.)
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player taps an untapped artifact, creature, or land they control for each fade counter on Tangle Wire.
Fading 4 (This artifact enters the battlefield with four fade counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a fade counter from it. If you can't, sacrifice it.)
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player taps an untapped artifact, creature, or land they control for each fade counter on Tangle Wire.
Artifact
If Mox Diamond would enter the battlefield, you may discard a land card instead. If you do, put Mox Diamond onto the battlefield. If you don't, put it into its owner's graveyard.
: Add one mana of any color.
If Mox Diamond would enter the battlefield, you may discard a land card instead. If you do, put Mox Diamond onto the battlefield. If you don't, put it into its owner's graveyard.
: Add one mana of any color.
Creature — Angel
Flying
Whenever Exalted Angel deals damage, you gain that much life.
Morph (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for . Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)
Flying
Whenever Exalted Angel deals damage, you gain that much life.
Morph (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for . Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)
Instant
Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Artifact
Spells cost more to cast.
Spells cost more to cast.
Artifact
Fading 4 (This artifact enters the battlefield with four fade counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a fade counter from it. If you can't, sacrifice it.)
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player taps an untapped artifact, creature, or land they control for each fade counter on Tangle Wire.
Fading 4 (This artifact enters the battlefield with four fade counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a fade counter from it. If you can't, sacrifice it.)
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player taps an untapped artifact, creature, or land they control for each fade counter on Tangle Wire.
Artifact
If Mox Diamond would enter the battlefield, you may discard a land card instead. If you do, put Mox Diamond onto the battlefield. If you don't, put it into its owner's graveyard.
: Add one mana of any color.
If Mox Diamond would enter the battlefield, you may discard a land card instead. If you do, put Mox Diamond onto the battlefield. If you don't, put it into its owner's graveyard.
: Add one mana of any color.
Artifact Creature — Masticore
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Masticore unless you discard a card.
: Masticore deals 1 damage to target creature.
: Regenerate Masticore.
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Masticore unless you discard a card.
: Masticore deals 1 damage to target creature.
: Regenerate Masticore.
Sorcery
Create X 4/4 white Angel creature tokens with flying.
Cycling (, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
When you cycle Decree of Justice, you may pay {X}. If you do, create X 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.
Create X 4/4 white Angel creature tokens with flying.
Cycling (, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
When you cycle Decree of Justice, you may pay {X}. If you do, create X 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.
Artifact
Marble Diamond enters the battlefield tapped.
: Add .
Marble Diamond enters the battlefield tapped.
: Add .
Sorcery
Destroy all lands.
Destroy all lands.
Artifact
: Add .
: Add .
Artifact Creature — Masticore
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Masticore unless you discard a card.
: Masticore deals 1 damage to target creature.
: Regenerate Masticore.
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Masticore unless you discard a card.
: Masticore deals 1 damage to target creature.
: Regenerate Masticore.
Sorcery
Create X 4/4 white Angel creature tokens with flying.
Cycling (, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
When you cycle Decree of Justice, you may pay {X}. If you do, create X 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.
Create X 4/4 white Angel creature tokens with flying.
Cycling (, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
When you cycle Decree of Justice, you may pay {X}. If you do, create X 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.
Artifact
Marble Diamond enters the battlefield tapped.
: Add .
Marble Diamond enters the battlefield tapped.
: Add .
Sorcery
Destroy all lands.
Destroy all lands.
Artifact
: Add .
: Add .
Creature — Dragon Spirit
Flying
: Return Eternal Dragon from your graveyard to your hand. Activate only during your upkeep.
Plainscycling (, Discard this card: Search your library for a Plains card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)
Flying
: Return Eternal Dragon from your graveyard to your hand. Activate only during your upkeep.
Plainscycling (, Discard this card: Search your library for a Plains card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)
Enchantment
Sacrifice Seal of Cleansing: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Sacrifice Seal of Cleansing: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Artifact
: Add .
, , Sacrifice Mind Stone: Draw a card.
: Add .
, , Sacrifice Mind Stone: Draw a card.
Sorcery
Destroy all lands.
Destroy all lands.
Land
: Add . Ancient Tomb deals 2 damage to you.
: Add . Ancient Tomb deals 2 damage to you.
Creature — Dragon Spirit
Flying
: Return Eternal Dragon from your graveyard to your hand. Activate only during your upkeep.
Plainscycling (, Discard this card: Search your library for a Plains card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)
Flying
: Return Eternal Dragon from your graveyard to your hand. Activate only during your upkeep.
Plainscycling (, Discard this card: Search your library for a Plains card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)
Enchantment
Sacrifice Seal of Cleansing: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Sacrifice Seal of Cleansing: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Artifact
: Add .
, , Sacrifice Mind Stone: Draw a card.
: Add .
, , Sacrifice Mind Stone: Draw a card.
Artifact
: Add .
: Add .
Land
: Add . Ancient Tomb deals 2 damage to you.
: Add . Ancient Tomb deals 2 damage to you.
Land
: Add . Ancient Tomb deals 2 damage to you.
: Add . Ancient Tomb deals 2 damage to you.
Land
When you play another land, sacrifice City of Traitors.
: Add .
When you play another land, sacrifice City of Traitors.
: Add .
Land
: Add .
, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
: Add .
, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
Basic Land — Plains
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Basic Land — Plains
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Land
: Add . Ancient Tomb deals 2 damage to you.
: Add . Ancient Tomb deals 2 damage to you.
Land
When you play another land, sacrifice City of Traitors.
: Add .
When you play another land, sacrifice City of Traitors.
: Add .
Land
Remote Farm enters the battlefield tapped with two depletion counters on it.
, Remove a depletion counter from Remote Farm: Add . If there are no depletion counters on Remote Farm, sacrifice it.
Remote Farm enters the battlefield tapped with two depletion counters on it.
, Remove a depletion counter from Remote Farm: Add . If there are no depletion counters on Remote Farm, sacrifice it.
Basic Land — Plains
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Basic Land — Plains
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Land
When you play another land, sacrifice City of Traitors.
: Add .
When you play another land, sacrifice City of Traitors.
: Add .
Land
: Add .
, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
: Add .
, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
Land
Remote Farm enters the battlefield tapped with two depletion counters on it.
, Remove a depletion counter from Remote Farm: Add . If there are no depletion counters on Remote Farm, sacrifice it.
Remote Farm enters the battlefield tapped with two depletion counters on it.
, Remove a depletion counter from Remote Farm: Add . If there are no depletion counters on Remote Farm, sacrifice it.
Basic Land — Plains
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Basic Land — Plains
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Land
When you play another land, sacrifice City of Traitors.
: Add .
When you play another land, sacrifice City of Traitors.
: Add .
Land
: Add .
, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
: Add .
, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
Land
Remote Farm enters the battlefield tapped with two depletion counters on it.
, Remove a depletion counter from Remote Farm: Add . If there are no depletion counters on Remote Farm, sacrifice it.
Remote Farm enters the battlefield tapped with two depletion counters on it.
, Remove a depletion counter from Remote Farm: Add . If there are no depletion counters on Remote Farm, sacrifice it.
Basic Land — Plains
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Basic Land — Plains
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Side
Sorcery
Each player chooses from among the permanents they control an artifact, a creature, an enchantment, and a land, then sacrifices the rest.
Each player chooses from among the permanents they control an artifact, a creature, an enchantment, and a land, then sacrifices the rest.
Sorcery
Each player chooses from among the permanents they control an artifact, a creature, an enchantment, and a land, then sacrifices the rest.
Each player chooses from among the permanents they control an artifact, a creature, an enchantment, and a land, then sacrifices the rest.
Enchantment
Whenever an opponent casts a red spell, you gain 2 life.
Whenever an opponent casts a red spell, you gain 2 life.
Enchantment
Whenever an opponent casts a red spell, you gain 2 life.
Whenever an opponent casts a red spell, you gain 2 life.
Artifact
Each spell costs more to cast except during its controller's turn.
Each spell costs more to cast except during its controller's turn.
Artifact
Each spell costs more to cast except during its controller's turn.
Each spell costs more to cast except during its controller's turn.
Enchantment
Sacrifice Seal of Cleansing: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Sacrifice Seal of Cleansing: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Enchantment
Sacrifice Seal of Cleansing: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Sacrifice Seal of Cleansing: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Artifact
, Sacrifice Tormod's Crypt: Exile target player's graveyard.
, Sacrifice Tormod's Crypt: Exile target player's graveyard.
Artifact
, Sacrifice Tormod's Crypt: Exile target player's graveyard.
, Sacrifice Tormod's Crypt: Exile target player's graveyard.
Instant
Search your library for an artifact or enchantment card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
Search your library for an artifact or enchantment card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
Enchantment
Artifact and enchantment spells your opponents cast cost more to cast.
Sacrifice Aura of Silence: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Artifact and enchantment spells your opponents cast cost more to cast.
Sacrifice Aura of Silence: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Artifact
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a fuse counter on Powder Keg.
, Sacrifice Powder Keg: Destroy each artifact and creature with mana value equal to the number of fuse counters on Powder Keg.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a fuse counter on Powder Keg.
, Sacrifice Powder Keg: Destroy each artifact and creature with mana value equal to the number of fuse counters on Powder Keg.
Enchantment
: The next time a red source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.
: The next time a red source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.
Enchantment
Fading 5 (This enchantment enters the battlefield with five fade counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a fade counter from it. If you can't, sacrifice it.)
Remove a fade counter from Parallax Wave: Exile target creature.
When Parallax Wave leaves the battlefield, each player returns to the battlefield all cards they own exiled with Parallax Wave.
Fading 5 (This enchantment enters the battlefield with five fade counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a fade counter from it. If you can't, sacrifice it.)
Remove a fade counter from Parallax Wave: Exile target creature.
When Parallax Wave leaves the battlefield, each player returns to the battlefield all cards they own exiled with Parallax Wave.