Turtle Splash by Conor Brown

Main Deck

Altar of Dementia
Artifact
Sacrifice a creature: Target player mills cards equal to the sacrificed creature's power.
Claws of Gix
Artifact
, Sacrifice a permanent: You gain 1 life.
Lion's Eye Diamond
Artifact
Discard your hand, Sacrifice Lion's Eye Diamond: Add three mana of any one color. Activate only as an instant.
Lotus Petal
Artifact
, Sacrifice Lotus Petal: Add one mana of any color.
Living Wish
Sorcery
You may reveal a creature or land card you own from outside the game and put it into your hand. Exile Living Wish.
Altar of Dementia
Artifact
Sacrifice a creature: Target player mills cards equal to the sacrificed creature's power.
Claws of Gix
Artifact
, Sacrifice a permanent: You gain 1 life.
Lion's Eye Diamond
Artifact
Discard your hand, Sacrifice Lion's Eye Diamond: Add three mana of any one color. Activate only as an instant.
Lotus Petal
Artifact
, Sacrifice Lotus Petal: Add one mana of any color.
Living Wish
Sorcery
You may reveal a creature or land card you own from outside the game and put it into your hand. Exile Living Wish.
Altar of Dementia
Artifact
Sacrifice a creature: Target player mills cards equal to the sacrificed creature's power.
Claws of Gix
Artifact
, Sacrifice a permanent: You gain 1 life.
Lion's Eye Diamond
Artifact
Discard your hand, Sacrifice Lion's Eye Diamond: Add three mana of any one color. Activate only as an instant.
Lotus Petal
Artifact
, Sacrifice Lotus Petal: Add one mana of any color.
Living Wish
Sorcery
You may reveal a creature or land card you own from outside the game and put it into your hand. Exile Living Wish.
Altar of Dementia
Artifact
Sacrifice a creature: Target player mills cards equal to the sacrificed creature's power.
Claws of Gix
Artifact
, Sacrifice a permanent: You gain 1 life.
Lion's Eye Diamond
Artifact
Discard your hand, Sacrifice Lion's Eye Diamond: Add three mana of any one color. Activate only as an instant.
Lotus Petal
Artifact
, Sacrifice Lotus Petal: Add one mana of any color.
Living Wish
Sorcery
You may reveal a creature or land card you own from outside the game and put it into your hand. Exile Living Wish.
Cabal Therapy
Sorcery
Choose a nonland card name. Target player reveals their hand and discards all cards with that name.
Flashback—Sacrifice a creature. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)
Intuition
Instant
Search your library for three cards and reveal them. Target opponent chooses one. Put that card into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. Then shuffle.
Chain of Vapor
Instant
Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. Then that permanent's controller may sacrifice a land. If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
Gamekeeper
Creature — Elf
When this creature dies, you may exile it. If you do, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card. Put that card onto the battlefield and put all other cards revealed this way into your graveyard.
Animate Dead
Enchantment — Aura
Enchant creature card in a graveyard
When this Aura enters, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a graveyard" and gains "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with this Aura." Return enchanted creature card to the battlefield under your control and attach this Aura to it. When this Aura leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacrifices it.
Enchanted creature gets -1/-0.
Cabal Therapy
Sorcery
Choose a nonland card name. Target player reveals their hand and discards all cards with that name.
Flashback—Sacrifice a creature. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)
Intuition
Instant
Search your library for three cards and reveal them. Target opponent chooses one. Put that card into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. Then shuffle.
Chain of Vapor
Instant
Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. Then that permanent's controller may sacrifice a land. If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
Gamekeeper
Creature — Elf
When this creature dies, you may exile it. If you do, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card. Put that card onto the battlefield and put all other cards revealed this way into your graveyard.
Animate Dead
Enchantment — Aura
Enchant creature card in a graveyard
When this Aura enters, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a graveyard" and gains "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with this Aura." Return enchanted creature card to the battlefield under your control and attach this Aura to it. When this Aura leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacrifices it.
Enchanted creature gets -1/-0.
Cabal Therapy
Sorcery
Choose a nonland card name. Target player reveals their hand and discards all cards with that name.
Flashback—Sacrifice a creature. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)
Intuition
Instant
Search your library for three cards and reveal them. Target opponent chooses one. Put that card into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. Then shuffle.
Chain of Vapor
Instant
Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. Then that permanent's controller may sacrifice a land. If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
Gamekeeper
Creature — Elf
When this creature dies, you may exile it. If you do, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card. Put that card onto the battlefield and put all other cards revealed this way into your graveyard.
Saprazzan Bailiff
Creature — Merfolk
When this creature enters, exile all artifact and enchantment cards from all graveyards.
When this creature leaves the battlefield, return all artifact and enchantment cards from all graveyards to their owners' hands.
Cabal Therapy
Sorcery
Choose a nonland card name. Target player reveals their hand and discards all cards with that name.
Flashback—Sacrifice a creature. (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)
Intuition
Instant
Search your library for three cards and reveal them. Target opponent chooses one. Put that card into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. Then shuffle.
Phyrexian Furnace
Artifact
: Exile the bottom card of target player's graveyard.
, Sacrifice Phyrexian Furnace: Exile target card from a graveyard. Draw a card.
Gustha's Scepter
Artifact
: Exile a card from your hand face down. You may look at it for as long as it remains exiled.
: Return a card you own exiled with Gustha's Scepter to your hand.
When you lose control of Gustha's Scepter, put all cards exiled with Gustha's Scepter into their owner's graveyard.
Dance of the Dead
Enchantment — Aura
Enchant creature card in a graveyard
When this Aura enters, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a graveyard" and gains "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with this Aura." Put enchanted creature card onto the battlefield tapped under your control and attach this Aura to it. When this Aura leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacrifices it.
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, that player may pay . If the player does, untap that creature.
Necromancy
Enchantment
You may cast Necromancy as though it had flash. If you cast it any time a sorcery couldn't have been cast, the controller of the permanent it becomes sacrifices it at the beginning of the next cleanup step.
When Necromancy enters the battlefield, if it's on the battlefield, it becomes an Aura with "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with Necromancy." Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control and attach Necromancy to it. When Necromancy leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacrifices it.
Ancient Tomb
Land
: Add . Ancient Tomb deals 2 damage to you.
City of Brass
Land
Whenever City of Brass becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to you.
: Add one mana of any color.
Gemstone Mine
Land
Gemstone Mine enters the battlefield with three mining counters on it.
, Remove a mining counter from Gemstone Mine: Add one mana of any color. If there are no mining counters on Gemstone Mine, sacrifice it.
Tarnished Citadel
Land
: Add .
: Add one mana of any color. This land deals 3 damage to you.
Saprazzan Skerry
Land
Saprazzan Skerry enters tapped with two depletion counters on it.
, Remove a depletion counter from Saprazzan Skerry: Add . If there are no depletion counters on Saprazzan Skerry, sacrifice it.
Ancient Tomb
Land
: Add . Ancient Tomb deals 2 damage to you.
City of Brass
Land
Whenever City of Brass becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to you.
: Add one mana of any color.
Gemstone Mine
Land
Gemstone Mine enters the battlefield with three mining counters on it.
, Remove a mining counter from Gemstone Mine: Add one mana of any color. If there are no mining counters on Gemstone Mine, sacrifice it.
Hickory Woodlot
Land
Hickory Woodlot enters the battlefield tapped with two depletion counters on it.
, Remove a depletion counter from Hickory Woodlot: Add . If there are no depletion counters on Hickory Woodlot, sacrifice it.
Saprazzan Skerry
Land
Saprazzan Skerry enters tapped with two depletion counters on it.
, Remove a depletion counter from Saprazzan Skerry: Add . If there are no depletion counters on Saprazzan Skerry, sacrifice it.
Ancient Tomb
Land
: Add . Ancient Tomb deals 2 damage to you.
City of Brass
Land
Whenever City of Brass becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to you.
: Add one mana of any color.
Gemstone Mine
Land
Gemstone Mine enters the battlefield with three mining counters on it.
, Remove a mining counter from Gemstone Mine: Add one mana of any color. If there are no mining counters on Gemstone Mine, sacrifice it.
Llanowar Wastes
Land
: Add .
: Add or . Llanowar Wastes deals 1 damage to you.
Saprazzan Skerry
Land
Saprazzan Skerry enters tapped with two depletion counters on it.
, Remove a depletion counter from Saprazzan Skerry: Add . If there are no depletion counters on Saprazzan Skerry, sacrifice it.
Ancient Tomb
Land
: Add . Ancient Tomb deals 2 damage to you.
City of Brass
Land
Whenever City of Brass becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to you.
: Add one mana of any color.
Gemstone Mine
Land
Gemstone Mine enters the battlefield with three mining counters on it.
, Remove a mining counter from Gemstone Mine: Add one mana of any color. If there are no mining counters on Gemstone Mine, sacrifice it.
Yavimaya Coast
Land
: Add .
: Add or . Yavimaya Coast deals 1 damage to you.

Side

Ray of Revelation
Instant
Destroy target enchantment.
Flashback (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)
Ray of Revelation
Instant
Destroy target enchantment.
Flashback (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)
Ray of Revelation
Instant
Destroy target enchantment.
Flashback (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)
Gamekeeper
Creature — Elf
When this creature dies, you may exile it. If you do, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card. Put that card onto the battlefield and put all other cards revealed this way into your graveyard.
Oath of Druids
Enchantment
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses target player who controls more creatures than they do and is their opponent. The first player may reveal cards from the top of their library until they reveal a creature card. If the first player does, that player puts that card onto the battlefield and all other cards revealed this way into their graveyard.
Oath of Druids
Enchantment
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses target player who controls more creatures than they do and is their opponent. The first player may reveal cards from the top of their library until they reveal a creature card. If the first player does, that player puts that card onto the battlefield and all other cards revealed this way into their graveyard.
Oath of Druids
Enchantment
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses target player who controls more creatures than they do and is their opponent. The first player may reveal cards from the top of their library until they reveal a creature card. If the first player does, that player puts that card onto the battlefield and all other cards revealed this way into their graveyard.
Carrion Feeder
Creature — Zombie
Carrion Feeder can't block.
Sacrifice a creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on Carrion Feeder.
Uktabi Orangutan
Creature — Ape
When Uktabi Orangutan enters the battlefield, destroy target artifact.
Aura Thief
Creature — Illusion
Flying
When Aura Thief dies, you gain control of all enchantments. (You don't get to move Auras.)
Thrashing Wumpus
Creature — Beast
: This creature deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.
Akroma, Angel of Wrath
Legendary Creature — Angel
Flying, first strike, vigilance, trample, haste, protection from black and from red
Terravore
Creature — Lhurgoyf
Trample
Terravore's power and toughness are each equal to the number of land cards in all graveyards.
Gilded Drake
Creature — Drake
Flying
When Gilded Drake enters the battlefield, exchange control of Gilded Drake and up to one target creature an opponent controls. If you don't or can't make an exchange, sacrifice Gilded Drake. This ability still resolves if its target becomes illegal.
Saprazzan Skerry
Land
Saprazzan Skerry enters tapped with two depletion counters on it.
, Remove a depletion counter from Saprazzan Skerry: Add . If there are no depletion counters on Saprazzan Skerry, sacrifice it.