Angry Apes by Sandro Lanfredini
Main Deck
Creature — Ogre
At the beginning of your upkeep, if a player has more life than each other player, the player with the most life gains control of this creature.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if a player has more life than each other player, the player with the most life gains control of this creature.
Sorcery
Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay . If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay . If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
Instant
Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
Creature — Ape
Kird Ape gets +1/+2 as long as you control a Forest.
Kird Ape gets +1/+2 as long as you control a Forest.
Creature — Ogre
At the beginning of your upkeep, if a player has more life than each other player, the player with the most life gains control of this creature.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if a player has more life than each other player, the player with the most life gains control of this creature.
Sorcery
Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay . If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay . If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
Instant
Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
Creature — Ape
Kird Ape gets +1/+2 as long as you control a Forest.
Kird Ape gets +1/+2 as long as you control a Forest.
Creature — Ogre
At the beginning of your upkeep, if a player has more life than each other player, the player with the most life gains control of this creature.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if a player has more life than each other player, the player with the most life gains control of this creature.
Sorcery
Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay . If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay . If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
Instant
Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
Creature — Ape
Kird Ape gets +1/+2 as long as you control a Forest.
Kird Ape gets +1/+2 as long as you control a Forest.
Creature — Ogre
At the beginning of your upkeep, if a player has more life than each other player, the player with the most life gains control of this creature.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if a player has more life than each other player, the player with the most life gains control of this creature.
Sorcery
Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay . If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay . If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
Instant
Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
Creature — Ape
Kird Ape gets +1/+2 as long as you control a Forest.
Kird Ape gets +1/+2 as long as you control a Forest.
Instant
Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
Creature — Elf Druid
: Add .
: Add .
Creature — Yeti
Mountainwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Mountain.)
Protection from white
Mountainwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Mountain.)
Protection from white
Instant
Cast this spell only before the combat damage step.
Target creature gains trample and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is its power. At the beginning of the next end step, destroy that creature if it attacked this turn.
Cast this spell only before the combat damage step.
Target creature gains trample and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is its power. At the beginning of the next end step, destroy that creature if it attacked this turn.
Sorcery
Disintegrate deals X damage to any target. If it's a creature, it can't be regenerated this turn, and if it would die this turn, exile it instead.
Disintegrate deals X damage to any target. If it's a creature, it can't be regenerated this turn, and if it would die this turn, exile it instead.
Instant
Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
Creature — Elf Druid
: Add .
: Add .
Creature — Yeti
Mountainwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Mountain.)
Protection from white
Mountainwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Mountain.)
Protection from white
Instant
Cast this spell only before the combat damage step.
Target creature gains trample and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is its power. At the beginning of the next end step, destroy that creature if it attacked this turn.
Cast this spell only before the combat damage step.
Target creature gains trample and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is its power. At the beginning of the next end step, destroy that creature if it attacked this turn.
Artifact
: Add .
: Add .
Instant
Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
Creature — Elf Druid
: Add .
: Add .
Creature — Yeti
Mountainwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Mountain.)
Protection from white
Mountainwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Mountain.)
Protection from white
Instant
Destroy target artifact.
Destroy target artifact.
Artifact
: Add .
: Add .
Instant
Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
Instant
If target creature has toughness 5 or greater, it gets +4/-4 until end of turn. Otherwise, it gets +4/-X until end of turn, where X is its toughness minus 1.
If target creature has toughness 5 or greater, it gets +4/-4 until end of turn. Otherwise, it gets +4/-X until end of turn, where X is its toughness minus 1.
Artifact
, : If Chaos Orb is on the battlefield, flip Chaos Orb onto the battlefield from a height of at least one foot. If Chaos Orb turns over completely at least once during the flip, destroy all nontoken permanents it touches. Then destroy Chaos Orb.
, : If Chaos Orb is on the battlefield, flip Chaos Orb onto the battlefield from a height of at least one foot. If Chaos Orb turns over completely at least once during the flip, destroy all nontoken permanents it touches. Then destroy Chaos Orb.
Instant
Destroy target artifact.
Destroy target artifact.
Sorcery
Return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
Return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
Artifact
: Add .
: Add .
Land — Mountain Forest
(: Add or .)
(: Add or .)
Land
: Add .
: Mishra's Factory becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land.
: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
: Add .
: Mishra's Factory becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land.
: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Land
: Add .
, Sacrifice Strip Mine: Destroy target land.
: Add .
, Sacrifice Strip Mine: Destroy target land.
Basic Land — Forest
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Enchantment
At the beginning of your draw step, you may draw two additional cards. If you do, choose two cards in your hand drawn this turn. For each of those cards, pay 4 life or put the card on top of your library.
At the beginning of your draw step, you may draw two additional cards. If you do, choose two cards in your hand drawn this turn. For each of those cards, pay 4 life or put the card on top of your library.
Land — Mountain Forest
(: Add or .)
(: Add or .)
Land
: Add .
: Mishra's Factory becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land.
: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
: Add .
: Mishra's Factory becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land.
: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Basic Land — Forest
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Basic Land — Mountain
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Sorcery
Each player discards their hand, then draws seven cards.
Each player discards their hand, then draws seven cards.
Land — Mountain Forest
(: Add or .)
(: Add or .)
Land
: Add .
: Mishra's Factory becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land.
: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
: Add .
: Mishra's Factory becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land.
: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Basic Land — Forest
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Basic Land — Mountain
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Land
Whenever City of Brass becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to you.
: Add one mana of any color.
Whenever City of Brass becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to you.
: Add one mana of any color.
Land — Mountain Forest
(: Add or .)
(: Add or .)
Land
: Add .
: Draw a card. Activate only if you have exactly seven cards in hand.
: Add .
: Draw a card. Activate only if you have exactly seven cards in hand.
Basic Land — Forest
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Basic Land — Mountain
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Basic Land — Mountain
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Side
Instant
Destroy target artifact.
Destroy target artifact.
Instant
Destroy target artifact.
Destroy target artifact.
Sorcery
Destroy all artifacts. They can't be regenerated.
Destroy all artifacts. They can't be regenerated.
Sorcery
Destroy all artifacts. They can't be regenerated.
Destroy all artifacts. They can't be regenerated.
Sorcery
Destroy all enchantments.
Destroy all enchantments.
Sorcery
Destroy all enchantments.
Destroy all enchantments.
Enchantment
Nonbasic lands are Mountains.
Nonbasic lands are Mountains.
Enchantment
Nonbasic lands are Mountains.
Nonbasic lands are Mountains.
Enchantment
Nonbasic lands are Mountains.
Nonbasic lands are Mountains.
Instant
Choose one —
• Counter target blue spell.
• Destroy target blue permanent.
Choose one —
• Counter target blue spell.
• Destroy target blue permanent.
Instant
Choose one —
• Counter target blue spell.
• Destroy target blue permanent.
Choose one —
• Counter target blue spell.
• Destroy target blue permanent.
Instant
Choose one —
• Counter target blue spell.
• Destroy target blue permanent.
Choose one —
• Counter target blue spell.
• Destroy target blue permanent.
Creature — Human Monk
Protection from black
At the beginning of each end step, if Whirling Dervish dealt damage to an opponent this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Protection from black
At the beginning of each end step, if Whirling Dervish dealt damage to an opponent this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Creature — Human Monk
Protection from black
At the beginning of each end step, if Whirling Dervish dealt damage to an opponent this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Protection from black
At the beginning of each end step, if Whirling Dervish dealt damage to an opponent this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Creature — Human Monk
Protection from black
At the beginning of each end step, if Whirling Dervish dealt damage to an opponent this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Protection from black
At the beginning of each end step, if Whirling Dervish dealt damage to an opponent this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on it.