Moxless Weenie by Brian Torboli
Main Deck
Creature — Human Wizard
As Meddling Mage enters the battlefield, choose a nonland card name.
Spells with the chosen name can't be cast.
As Meddling Mage enters the battlefield, choose a nonland card name.
Spells with the chosen name can't be cast.
Creature — Human Cleric
: Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
: Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
Creature — Human Knight
First strike, protection from red
First strike, protection from red
Instant
Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Creature — Cat
Creature — Human Wizard
As Meddling Mage enters the battlefield, choose a nonland card name.
Spells with the chosen name can't be cast.
As Meddling Mage enters the battlefield, choose a nonland card name.
Spells with the chosen name can't be cast.
Creature — Human Cleric
: Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
: Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
Creature — Human Knight
First strike, protection from red
First strike, protection from red
Instant
Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Creature — Cat
Creature — Human Wizard
As Meddling Mage enters the battlefield, choose a nonland card name.
Spells with the chosen name can't be cast.
As Meddling Mage enters the battlefield, choose a nonland card name.
Spells with the chosen name can't be cast.
Creature — Human Cleric
: Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
: Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
Creature — Human Knight
First strike, protection from red
First strike, protection from red
Instant
Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Creature — Cat
Creature — Human Wizard
As Meddling Mage enters the battlefield, choose a nonland card name.
Spells with the chosen name can't be cast.
As Meddling Mage enters the battlefield, choose a nonland card name.
Spells with the chosen name can't be cast.
Creature — Human Cleric
: Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
: Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
Creature — Human Knight
First strike, protection from red
First strike, protection from red
Instant
Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Creature — Cat
Instant // Instant
Creature — Human Cleric
You have shroud. (You can't be the target of spells or abilities.)
You have shroud. (You can't be the target of spells or abilities.)
Creature — Human Soldier Rebel
, : Tap target creature.
Morph (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for . Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)
, : Tap target creature.
Morph (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for . Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)
Instant
Search your library for an artifact or enchantment card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
Search your library for an artifact or enchantment card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
Artifact
As long as Winter Orb is untapped, players can't untap more than one land during their untap steps.
As long as Winter Orb is untapped, players can't untap more than one land during their untap steps.
Instant // Instant
Creature — Human Cleric
You have shroud. (You can't be the target of spells or abilities.)
You have shroud. (You can't be the target of spells or abilities.)
Creature — Human Soldier Rebel
, : Tap target creature.
Morph (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for . Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)
, : Tap target creature.
Morph (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for . Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)
Instant
Search your library for an artifact or enchantment card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
Search your library for an artifact or enchantment card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
Enchantment
If you control a creature, damage that would reduce your life total to less than 1 reduces it to 1 instead.
If you control a creature, damage that would reduce your life total to less than 1 reduces it to 1 instead.
Instant // Instant
Creature — Human Cleric
You have shroud. (You can't be the target of spells or abilities.)
You have shroud. (You can't be the target of spells or abilities.)
Creature — Human Soldier Rebel
, : Tap target creature.
Morph (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for . Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)
, : Tap target creature.
Morph (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for . Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)
Creature — Angel
Flying
Whenever Exalted Angel deals damage, you gain that much life.
Morph (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for . Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)
Flying
Whenever Exalted Angel deals damage, you gain that much life.
Morph (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for . Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)
Land — Lair
When Dromar's Cavern enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you return a non-Lair land you control to its owner's hand.
: Add , , or .
When Dromar's Cavern enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you return a non-Lair land you control to its owner's hand.
: Add , , or .
Enchantment
White creatures get +1/+1.
White creatures get +1/+1.
Enchantment
As Engineered Plague enters the battlefield, choose a creature type.
All creatures of the chosen type get -1/-1.
As Engineered Plague enters the battlefield, choose a creature type.
All creatures of the chosen type get -1/-1.
Enchantment
Sacrifice Seal of Cleansing: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Sacrifice Seal of Cleansing: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Creature — Angel
Flying
Whenever Exalted Angel deals damage, you gain that much life.
Morph (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for . Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)
Flying
Whenever Exalted Angel deals damage, you gain that much life.
Morph (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for . Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)
Land
At the beginning of the end step, if you control no creatures, sacrifice Thran Quarry.
: Add one mana of any color.
At the beginning of the end step, if you control no creatures, sacrifice Thran Quarry.
: Add one mana of any color.
Land
Whenever City of Brass becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to you.
: Add one mana of any color.
Whenever City of Brass becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to you.
: Add one mana of any color.
Land
, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Flooded Strand: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Flooded Strand: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Land
: Add one mana of any color. During your next untap step, as you untap your permanents, return Undiscovered Paradise to its owner's hand.
: Add one mana of any color. During your next untap step, as you untap your permanents, return Undiscovered Paradise to its owner's hand.
Basic Land — Plains
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Basic Land — Plains
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Land
Whenever City of Brass becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to you.
: Add one mana of any color.
Whenever City of Brass becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to you.
: Add one mana of any color.
Land
, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Flooded Strand: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Flooded Strand: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Land
: Add one mana of any color. During your next untap step, as you untap your permanents, return Undiscovered Paradise to its owner's hand.
: Add one mana of any color. During your next untap step, as you untap your permanents, return Undiscovered Paradise to its owner's hand.
Basic Land — Plains
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Basic Land — Plains
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Land
Whenever City of Brass becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to you.
: Add one mana of any color.
Whenever City of Brass becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to you.
: Add one mana of any color.
Land
, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Flooded Strand: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Flooded Strand: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Basic Land — Island
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Basic Land — Plains
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Basic Land — Plains
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Land
Whenever City of Brass becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to you.
: Add one mana of any color.
Whenever City of Brass becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to you.
: Add one mana of any color.
Land
, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Flooded Strand: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Flooded Strand: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Basic Land — Plains
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Basic Land — Plains
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Basic Land — Plains
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Side
Sorcery
Destroy all lands.
Destroy all lands.
Sorcery
Destroy all lands.
Destroy all lands.
Creature — Human Cleric
Protection from red
: Target creature gains protection from red until end of turn.
Protection from red
: Target creature gains protection from red until end of turn.
Creature — Human Cleric
Protection from red
: Target creature gains protection from red until end of turn.
Protection from red
: Target creature gains protection from red until end of turn.
Artifact
Activated abilities of creatures can't be activated.
Activated abilities of creatures can't be activated.
Artifact
Activated abilities of creatures can't be activated.
Activated abilities of creatures can't be activated.
Instant
Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Instant
Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Artifact
, Sacrifice Tormod's Crypt: Exile target player's graveyard.
, Sacrifice Tormod's Crypt: Exile target player's graveyard.
Artifact
, Sacrifice Tormod's Crypt: Exile target player's graveyard.
, Sacrifice Tormod's Crypt: Exile target player's graveyard.
Enchantment
Artifact and enchantment spells your opponents cast cost more to cast.
Sacrifice Aura of Silence: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Artifact and enchantment spells your opponents cast cost more to cast.
Sacrifice Aura of Silence: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Enchantment
: The next time a red source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.
: The next time a red source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.
Enchantment
As Engineered Plague enters the battlefield, choose a creature type.
All creatures of the chosen type get -1/-1.
As Engineered Plague enters the battlefield, choose a creature type.
All creatures of the chosen type get -1/-1.
Artifact
Creatures with power 3 or greater don't untap during their controllers' untap steps.
Creatures with power 3 or greater don't untap during their controllers' untap steps.
Artifact
When Tsabo's Web enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Each land with an activated ability that isn't a mana ability doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
When Tsabo's Web enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Each land with an activated ability that isn't a mana ability doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.