White Weenie by Edoardo Menghini
Main Deck
Artifact
As Black Vise enters the battlefield, choose an opponent.
At the beginning of the chosen player's upkeep, Black Vise deals X damage to that player, where X is the number of cards in their hand minus 4.
As Black Vise enters the battlefield, choose an opponent.
At the beginning of the chosen player's upkeep, Black Vise deals X damage to that player, where X is the number of cards in their hand minus 4.
Enchantment
White creatures get +1/+1.
White creatures get +1/+1.
Instant
Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Creature — Cat
Instant
Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Artifact
As Black Vise enters the battlefield, choose an opponent.
At the beginning of the chosen player's upkeep, Black Vise deals X damage to that player, where X is the number of cards in their hand minus 4.
As Black Vise enters the battlefield, choose an opponent.
At the beginning of the chosen player's upkeep, Black Vise deals X damage to that player, where X is the number of cards in their hand minus 4.
Enchantment
White creatures get +1/+1.
White creatures get +1/+1.
Instant
Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Creature — Cat
Instant
Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Artifact
As Black Vise enters the battlefield, choose an opponent.
At the beginning of the chosen player's upkeep, Black Vise deals X damage to that player, where X is the number of cards in their hand minus 4.
As Black Vise enters the battlefield, choose an opponent.
At the beginning of the chosen player's upkeep, Black Vise deals X damage to that player, where X is the number of cards in their hand minus 4.
Enchantment
White creatures get +1/+1.
White creatures get +1/+1.
Instant
Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Creature — Cat
Instant
Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Artifact
As Black Vise enters the battlefield, choose an opponent.
At the beginning of the chosen player's upkeep, Black Vise deals X damage to that player, where X is the number of cards in their hand minus 4.
As Black Vise enters the battlefield, choose an opponent.
At the beginning of the chosen player's upkeep, Black Vise deals X damage to that player, where X is the number of cards in their hand minus 4.
Enchantment
White creatures get +1/+1.
White creatures get +1/+1.
Instant
Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Creature — Cat
Instant
Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Creature — Elemental Spirit
Flying, first strike
Flying, first strike
Creature — Wolf
First strike (This creature deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)
First strike (This creature deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)
Creature — Human Knight
First strike (This creature deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)
Protection from black (This creature can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, or enchanted by anything black.)
First strike (This creature deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)
Protection from black (This creature can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, or enchanted by anything black.)
Sorcery
Destroy all lands.
Destroy all lands.
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, if an opponent controls more lands than you, you may search your library for up to three basic land cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if an opponent controls more lands than you, you may search your library for up to three basic land cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.
Creature — Elemental Spirit
Flying, first strike
Flying, first strike
Creature — Wolf
First strike (This creature deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)
First strike (This creature deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)
Creature — Human Knight
First strike (This creature deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)
Protection from black (This creature can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, or enchanted by anything black.)
First strike (This creature deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)
Protection from black (This creature can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, or enchanted by anything black.)
Sorcery
Each player chooses a number of lands they control equal to the number of lands controlled by the player who controls the fewest, then sacrifices the rest. Players discard cards and sacrifice creatures the same way.
Each player chooses a number of lands they control equal to the number of lands controlled by the player who controls the fewest, then sacrifices the rest. Players discard cards and sacrifice creatures the same way.
Creature — Angel
Flying, vigilance
Flying, vigilance
Creature — Elemental Spirit
Flying, first strike
Flying, first strike
Creature — Wolf
First strike (This creature deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)
First strike (This creature deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)
Creature — Human Knight
First strike (This creature deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)
Protection from black (This creature can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, or enchanted by anything black.)
First strike (This creature deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)
Protection from black (This creature can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, or enchanted by anything black.)
Artifact
, : If Chaos Orb is on the battlefield, flip Chaos Orb onto the battlefield from a height of at least one foot. If Chaos Orb turns over completely at least once during the flip, destroy all nontoken permanents it touches. Then destroy Chaos Orb.
, : If Chaos Orb is on the battlefield, flip Chaos Orb onto the battlefield from a height of at least one foot. If Chaos Orb turns over completely at least once during the flip, destroy all nontoken permanents it touches. Then destroy Chaos Orb.
Artifact
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Creature — Elemental Spirit
Flying, first strike
Flying, first strike
Creature — Wolf
First strike (This creature deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)
First strike (This creature deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)
Creature — Human Knight
First strike (This creature deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)
Protection from black (This creature can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, or enchanted by anything black.)
First strike (This creature deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)
Protection from black (This creature can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, or enchanted by anything black.)
Artifact
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, Copper Tablet deals 1 damage to that player.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, Copper Tablet deals 1 damage to that player.
Legendary Land
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: Return target legendary creature to its owner's hand.
: Add .
: Return target legendary creature to its owner's hand.
Land
: Add .
: Mishra's Factory becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land.
: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
: Add .
: Mishra's Factory becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land.
: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Land
: Untap target attacking creature. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by that creature this turn.
: Untap target attacking creature. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by that creature this turn.
Basic Land — Plains
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Basic Land — Plains
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Basic Land — Plains
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Land
: Add .
: Mishra's Factory becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land.
: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
: Add .
: Mishra's Factory becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land.
: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Land
: Add .
, Sacrifice Strip Mine: Destroy target land.
: Add .
, Sacrifice Strip Mine: Destroy target land.
Basic Land — Plains
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Basic Land — Plains
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Basic Land — Plains
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Land
: Add .
: Mishra's Factory becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land.
: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
: Add .
: Mishra's Factory becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land.
: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Basic Land — Plains
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Basic Land — Plains
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Basic Land — Plains
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Basic Land — Plains
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Land
: Add .
: Mishra's Factory becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land.
: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
: Add .
: Mishra's Factory becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land.
: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Basic Land — Plains
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Basic Land — Plains
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Basic Land — Plains
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Basic Land — Plains
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Side
Instant
Destroy target artifact. You gain life equal to its mana value.
Destroy target artifact. You gain life equal to its mana value.
Instant
Destroy target artifact. You gain life equal to its mana value.
Destroy target artifact. You gain life equal to its mana value.
Instant
Destroy target artifact. You gain life equal to its mana value.
Destroy target artifact. You gain life equal to its mana value.
Instant
Destroy target artifact. You gain life equal to its mana value.
Destroy target artifact. You gain life equal to its mana value.
Enchantment
: The next time a black source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.
: The next time a black source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.
Enchantment
: The next time a black source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.
: The next time a black source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.
Enchantment
: The next time a red source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.
: The next time a red source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.
Enchantment
: The next time a red source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.
: The next time a red source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.
Creature — Human Cleric
, : Destroy target black creature.
, : Destroy target black creature.
Creature — Human Cleric
, : Destroy target black creature.
, : Destroy target black creature.
Sorcery
Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.
Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.
Sorcery
Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.
Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.
Sorcery
Destroy all lands.
Destroy all lands.
Sorcery
Exile two target artifacts.
Exile two target artifacts.
Creature — Human Noble
: Destroy target Djinn or Efreet.
: Destroy target Djinn or Efreet.