pink weenie by Massimo Procaccianti
Main Deck
Creature — Cat
Creature — Orc
Ironclaw Orcs can't block creatures with power 2 or greater.
Ironclaw Orcs can't block creatures with power 2 or greater.
Creature — Gargoyle
Flying
: Granite Gargoyle gets +0/+1 until end of turn.
Flying
: Granite Gargoyle gets +0/+1 until end of turn.
Artifact Creature — Construct
When Su-Chi dies, add .
When Su-Chi dies, add .
Instant
Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Creature — Cat
Creature — Orc
Ironclaw Orcs can't block creatures with power 2 or greater.
Ironclaw Orcs can't block creatures with power 2 or greater.
Creature — Gargoyle
Flying
: Granite Gargoyle gets +0/+1 until end of turn.
Flying
: Granite Gargoyle gets +0/+1 until end of turn.
Artifact Creature — Construct
When Su-Chi dies, add .
When Su-Chi dies, add .
Instant
Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Creature — Cat
Creature — Orc
Ironclaw Orcs can't block creatures with power 2 or greater.
Ironclaw Orcs can't block creatures with power 2 or greater.
Creature — Gargoyle
Flying
: Granite Gargoyle gets +0/+1 until end of turn.
Flying
: Granite Gargoyle gets +0/+1 until end of turn.
Artifact Creature — Construct
When Su-Chi dies, add .
When Su-Chi dies, add .
Instant
Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Creature — Cat
Creature — Orc
Ironclaw Orcs can't block creatures with power 2 or greater.
Ironclaw Orcs can't block creatures with power 2 or greater.
Creature — Gargoyle
Flying
: Granite Gargoyle gets +0/+1 until end of turn.
Flying
: Granite Gargoyle gets +0/+1 until end of turn.
Artifact Creature — Construct
When Su-Chi dies, add .
When Su-Chi dies, add .
Instant
Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Instant
Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Instant
Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
Sorcery
Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay . If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay . If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
Enchantment
Nonbasic lands are Mountains.
Nonbasic lands are Mountains.
Creature — Human Knight
First strike (This creature deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)
Protection from black (This creature can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, or enchanted by anything black.)
First strike (This creature deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)
Protection from black (This creature can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, or enchanted by anything black.)
Instant
Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Instant
Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
Sorcery
Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay . If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay . If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
Enchantment
Nonbasic lands are Mountains.
Nonbasic lands are Mountains.
Creature — Human Knight
First strike (This creature deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)
Protection from black (This creature can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, or enchanted by anything black.)
First strike (This creature deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)
Protection from black (This creature can't be blocked, targeted, dealt damage, or enchanted by anything black.)
Instant
Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Instant
Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
Sorcery
Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay . If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay . If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
Enchantment
Nonbasic lands are Mountains.
Nonbasic lands are Mountains.
Sorcery
Each player discards their hand, then draws seven cards.
Each player discards their hand, then draws seven cards.
Instant
Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Instant
Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
Sorcery
Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay . If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay . If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
Sorcery
Each player chooses a number of lands they control equal to the number of lands controlled by the player who controls the fewest, then sacrifices the rest. Players discard cards and sacrifice creatures the same way.
Each player chooses a number of lands they control equal to the number of lands controlled by the player who controls the fewest, then sacrifices the rest. Players discard cards and sacrifice creatures the same way.
Artifact
: Add .
: Add .
Land
Whenever City of Brass becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to you.
: Add one mana of any color.
Whenever City of Brass becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to you.
: Add one mana of any color.
Land — Mountain Plains
(: Add or .)
(: Add or .)
Basic Land — Plains
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Basic Land — Plains
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Basic Land — Mountain
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Land
Whenever City of Brass becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to you.
: Add one mana of any color.
Whenever City of Brass becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to you.
: Add one mana of any color.
Land
: Add .
, Sacrifice Strip Mine: Destroy target land.
: Add .
, Sacrifice Strip Mine: Destroy target land.
Basic Land — Plains
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Basic Land — Mountain
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Basic Land — Mountain
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Land
Whenever City of Brass becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to you.
: Add one mana of any color.
Whenever City of Brass becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to you.
: Add one mana of any color.
Basic Land — Plains
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Basic Land — Plains
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Basic Land — Mountain
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Basic Land — Mountain
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Land
Whenever City of Brass becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to you.
: Add one mana of any color.
Whenever City of Brass becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to you.
: Add one mana of any color.
Basic Land — Plains
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Basic Land — Plains
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Basic Land — Mountain
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Basic Land — Mountain
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Side
Instant
Choose one —
• Counter target blue spell.
• Destroy target blue permanent.
Choose one —
• Counter target blue spell.
• Destroy target blue permanent.
Instant
Choose one —
• Counter target blue spell.
• Destroy target blue permanent.
Choose one —
• Counter target blue spell.
• Destroy target blue permanent.
Instant
Choose one —
• Counter target blue spell.
• Destroy target blue permanent.
Choose one —
• Counter target blue spell.
• Destroy target blue permanent.
Instant
Choose one —
• Counter target blue spell.
• Destroy target blue permanent.
Choose one —
• Counter target blue spell.
• Destroy target blue permanent.
Artifact
As Black Vise enters the battlefield, choose an opponent.
At the beginning of the chosen player's upkeep, Black Vise deals X damage to that player, where X is the number of cards in their hand minus 4.
As Black Vise enters the battlefield, choose an opponent.
At the beginning of the chosen player's upkeep, Black Vise deals X damage to that player, where X is the number of cards in their hand minus 4.
Artifact
As Black Vise enters the battlefield, choose an opponent.
At the beginning of the chosen player's upkeep, Black Vise deals X damage to that player, where X is the number of cards in their hand minus 4.
As Black Vise enters the battlefield, choose an opponent.
At the beginning of the chosen player's upkeep, Black Vise deals X damage to that player, where X is the number of cards in their hand minus 4.
Artifact
As Black Vise enters the battlefield, choose an opponent.
At the beginning of the chosen player's upkeep, Black Vise deals X damage to that player, where X is the number of cards in their hand minus 4.
As Black Vise enters the battlefield, choose an opponent.
At the beginning of the chosen player's upkeep, Black Vise deals X damage to that player, where X is the number of cards in their hand minus 4.
Artifact
As Black Vise enters the battlefield, choose an opponent.
At the beginning of the chosen player's upkeep, Black Vise deals X damage to that player, where X is the number of cards in their hand minus 4.
As Black Vise enters the battlefield, choose an opponent.
At the beginning of the chosen player's upkeep, Black Vise deals X damage to that player, where X is the number of cards in their hand minus 4.
Instant
Destroy target artifact. You gain life equal to its mana value.
Destroy target artifact. You gain life equal to its mana value.
Instant
Destroy target artifact. You gain life equal to its mana value.
Destroy target artifact. You gain life equal to its mana value.
Instant
Destroy target artifact. You gain life equal to its mana value.
Destroy target artifact. You gain life equal to its mana value.
Sorcery
Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.
Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.
Enchantment
: The next time a red source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.
: The next time a red source of your choice would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.
Enchantment
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, Karma deals damage to that player equal to the number of Swamps they control.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, Karma deals damage to that player equal to the number of Swamps they control.
Sorcery
Flip Falling Star onto the playing area from a height of at least one foot. Falling Star deals 3 damage to each creature it lands on. Tap all creatures dealt damage by Falling Star. If Falling Star doesn't turn completely over at least once during the flip, it has no effect.
Flip Falling Star onto the playing area from a height of at least one foot. Falling Star deals 3 damage to each creature it lands on. Tap all creatures dealt damage by Falling Star. If Falling Star doesn't turn completely over at least once during the flip, it has no effect.