3x dystopia!!! by Alice Lavoretti
Main Deck
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Sorcery
Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
Enchantment
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player discards a card at random.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player discards a card at random.
Instant
Choose one —
• Target player discards a card.
• Target creature gets +2/-1 until end of turn.
• Target creature gains swampwalk until end of turn. (It can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Swamp.)
Choose one —
• Target player discards a card.
• Target creature gets +2/-1 until end of turn.
• Target creature gains swampwalk until end of turn. (It can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Swamp.)
Sorcery
Each player sacrifices a creature.
Each player sacrifices a creature.
Instant
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Sorcery
Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
Enchantment
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player discards a card at random.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player discards a card at random.
Instant
Choose one —
• Target player discards a card.
• Target creature gets +2/-1 until end of turn.
• Target creature gains swampwalk until end of turn. (It can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Swamp.)
Choose one —
• Target player discards a card.
• Target creature gets +2/-1 until end of turn.
• Target creature gains swampwalk until end of turn. (It can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Swamp.)
Sorcery
Each player sacrifices a creature.
Each player sacrifices a creature.
Instant
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Sorcery
Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
Enchantment
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player discards a card at random.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player discards a card at random.
Instant
Choose one —
• Target player discards a card.
• Target creature gets +2/-1 until end of turn.
• Target creature gains swampwalk until end of turn. (It can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Swamp.)
Choose one —
• Target player discards a card.
• Target creature gets +2/-1 until end of turn.
• Target creature gains swampwalk until end of turn. (It can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Swamp.)
Sorcery
Each player sacrifices a creature.
Each player sacrifices a creature.
Instant
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Sorcery
Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
Enchantment
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player discards a card at random.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player discards a card at random.
Instant
Choose one —
• Target player discards a card.
• Target creature gets +2/-1 until end of turn.
• Target creature gains swampwalk until end of turn. (It can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Swamp.)
Choose one —
• Target player discards a card.
• Target creature gets +2/-1 until end of turn.
• Target creature gains swampwalk until end of turn. (It can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Swamp.)
Sorcery
Each player sacrifices a creature.
Each player sacrifices a creature.
Artifact
As The Rack enters the battlefield, choose an opponent.
At the beginning of the chosen player's upkeep, The Rack deals X damage to that player, where X is 3 minus the number of cards in their hand.
As The Rack enters the battlefield, choose an opponent.
At the beginning of the chosen player's upkeep, The Rack deals X damage to that player, where X is 3 minus the number of cards in their hand.
Artifact
, : Choose a card name, then reveal a card at random from your hand. If that card has the chosen name, Cursed Scroll deals 2 damage to any target.
, : Choose a card name, then reveal a card at random from your hand. If that card has the chosen name, Cursed Scroll deals 2 damage to any target.
Sorcery
Target player discards two cards. That player may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
Target player discards two cards. That player may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
Instant
Target player sacrifices a creature.
Target player sacrifices a creature.
Artifact
Creatures with power greater than the number of cards in your hand can't attack.
Creatures with power greater than the number of cards in your hand can't attack.
Artifact
As The Rack enters the battlefield, choose an opponent.
At the beginning of the chosen player's upkeep, The Rack deals X damage to that player, where X is 3 minus the number of cards in their hand.
As The Rack enters the battlefield, choose an opponent.
At the beginning of the chosen player's upkeep, The Rack deals X damage to that player, where X is 3 minus the number of cards in their hand.
Artifact
, : Choose a card name, then reveal a card at random from your hand. If that card has the chosen name, Cursed Scroll deals 2 damage to any target.
, : Choose a card name, then reveal a card at random from your hand. If that card has the chosen name, Cursed Scroll deals 2 damage to any target.
Sorcery
Target player discards two cards. That player may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
Target player discards two cards. That player may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
Instant
Target player sacrifices a creature.
Target player sacrifices a creature.
Artifact
Creatures with power greater than the number of cards in your hand can't attack.
Creatures with power greater than the number of cards in your hand can't attack.
Artifact
As The Rack enters the battlefield, choose an opponent.
At the beginning of the chosen player's upkeep, The Rack deals X damage to that player, where X is 3 minus the number of cards in their hand.
As The Rack enters the battlefield, choose an opponent.
At the beginning of the chosen player's upkeep, The Rack deals X damage to that player, where X is 3 minus the number of cards in their hand.
Artifact
, : Choose a card name, then reveal a card at random from your hand. If that card has the chosen name, Cursed Scroll deals 2 damage to any target.
, : Choose a card name, then reveal a card at random from your hand. If that card has the chosen name, Cursed Scroll deals 2 damage to any target.
Instant
Destroy target creature with mana value 3 or less. It can't be regenerated.
Destroy target creature with mana value 3 or less. It can't be regenerated.
Instant
You may exile the top three black cards of your graveyard rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Spinning Darkness deals 3 damage to target nonblack creature. You gain 3 life.
You may exile the top three black cards of your graveyard rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Spinning Darkness deals 3 damage to target nonblack creature. You gain 3 life.
Artifact
Creatures with power greater than the number of cards in your hand can't attack.
Creatures with power greater than the number of cards in your hand can't attack.
Artifact
As The Rack enters the battlefield, choose an opponent.
At the beginning of the chosen player's upkeep, The Rack deals X damage to that player, where X is 3 minus the number of cards in their hand.
As The Rack enters the battlefield, choose an opponent.
At the beginning of the chosen player's upkeep, The Rack deals X damage to that player, where X is 3 minus the number of cards in their hand.
Artifact
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, if that player has two or fewer cards in hand, Paupers' Cage deals 2 damage to that player.
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, if that player has two or fewer cards in hand, Paupers' Cage deals 2 damage to that player.
Instant
Destroy target creature with mana value 3 or less. It can't be regenerated.
Destroy target creature with mana value 3 or less. It can't be regenerated.
Instant
You may exile the top three black cards of your graveyard rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Spinning Darkness deals 3 damage to target nonblack creature. You gain 3 life.
You may exile the top three black cards of your graveyard rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Spinning Darkness deals 3 damage to target nonblack creature. You gain 3 life.
Land
: Add . Cabal Pit deals 1 damage to you.
Threshold — , , Sacrifice Cabal Pit: Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn. Activate only if seven or more cards are in your graveyard.
: Add . Cabal Pit deals 1 damage to you.
Threshold — , , Sacrifice Cabal Pit: Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn. Activate only if seven or more cards are in your graveyard.
Land
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: Mishra's Factory becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land.
: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
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: Mishra's Factory becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land.
: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Land
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, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
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, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
Basic Land — Swamp
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Basic Land — Swamp
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Basic Land — Swamp
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Land
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: Mishra's Factory becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land.
: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
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: Mishra's Factory becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land.
: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Land
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, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
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, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
Basic Land — Swamp
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Basic Land — Swamp
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Basic Land — Swamp
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Land
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: Mishra's Factory becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land.
: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
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: Mishra's Factory becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land.
: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Land
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, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
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, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
Basic Land — Swamp
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Basic Land — Swamp
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Basic Land — Swamp
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Land
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: Mishra's Factory becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land.
: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
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: Mishra's Factory becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land.
: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Basic Land — Swamp
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Basic Land — Swamp
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Basic Land — Swamp
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Basic Land — Swamp
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Side
Enchantment
As Engineered Plague enters the battlefield, choose a creature type.
All creatures of the chosen type get -1/-1.
As Engineered Plague enters the battlefield, choose a creature type.
All creatures of the chosen type get -1/-1.
Enchantment
As Engineered Plague enters the battlefield, choose a creature type.
All creatures of the chosen type get -1/-1.
As Engineered Plague enters the battlefield, choose a creature type.
All creatures of the chosen type get -1/-1.
Enchantment
As Engineered Plague enters the battlefield, choose a creature type.
All creatures of the chosen type get -1/-1.
As Engineered Plague enters the battlefield, choose a creature type.
All creatures of the chosen type get -1/-1.
Enchantment
As Engineered Plague enters the battlefield, choose a creature type.
All creatures of the chosen type get -1/-1.
As Engineered Plague enters the battlefield, choose a creature type.
All creatures of the chosen type get -1/-1.
Enchantment
Cumulative upkeep—Pay 1 life. (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.)
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player sacrifices a green or white permanent.
Cumulative upkeep—Pay 1 life. (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.)
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player sacrifices a green or white permanent.
Enchantment
Cumulative upkeep—Pay 1 life. (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.)
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player sacrifices a green or white permanent.
Cumulative upkeep—Pay 1 life. (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.)
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player sacrifices a green or white permanent.
Enchantment
Cumulative upkeep—Pay 1 life. (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.)
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player sacrifices a green or white permanent.
Cumulative upkeep—Pay 1 life. (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.)
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player sacrifices a green or white permanent.
Artifact
, Sacrifice Tormod's Crypt: Exile target player's graveyard.
, Sacrifice Tormod's Crypt: Exile target player's graveyard.
Enchantment
Whenever another card is put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile that card.
Whenever another card is put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile that card.
Enchantment
Whenever another card is put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile that card.
Whenever another card is put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile that card.
Artifact
Fading 2 (This artifact enters with two fade counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a fade counter from it. If you can't, sacrifice it.)
: You gain 2 life.
Fading 2 (This artifact enters with two fade counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a fade counter from it. If you can't, sacrifice it.)
: You gain 2 life.
Artifact
Fading 2 (This artifact enters with two fade counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a fade counter from it. If you can't, sacrifice it.)
: You gain 2 life.
Fading 2 (This artifact enters with two fade counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a fade counter from it. If you can't, sacrifice it.)
: You gain 2 life.
Creature — Phyrexian Horror
Trample
Whenever Phyrexian Negator is dealt damage, sacrifice that many permanents.
Trample
Whenever Phyrexian Negator is dealt damage, sacrifice that many permanents.
Creature — Phyrexian Horror
Trample
Whenever Phyrexian Negator is dealt damage, sacrifice that many permanents.
Trample
Whenever Phyrexian Negator is dealt damage, sacrifice that many permanents.
Creature — Phyrexian Horror
Trample
Whenever Phyrexian Negator is dealt damage, sacrifice that many permanents.
Trample
Whenever Phyrexian Negator is dealt damage, sacrifice that many permanents.