UW Flippi breaks Spaghetti by Philip Boehm
Main Deck
Creature — Human Wizard
As Meddling Mage enters the battlefield, choose a nonland card name.
Spells with the chosen name can't be cast.
As Meddling Mage enters the battlefield, choose a nonland card name.
Spells with the chosen name can't be cast.
Instant
Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Creature — Angel
Flying
Whenever Exalted Angel deals damage, you gain that much life.
Morph (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for . Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)
Flying
Whenever Exalted Angel deals damage, you gain that much life.
Morph (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for . Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)
Instant
Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it on top of its owner's library instead of into that player's graveyard.
Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it on top of its owner's library instead of into that player's graveyard.
Enchantment
When a player casts a spell, sacrifice Standstill. If you do, each of that player's opponents draws three cards.
When a player casts a spell, sacrifice Standstill. If you do, each of that player's opponents draws three cards.
Creature — Human Wizard
As Meddling Mage enters the battlefield, choose a nonland card name.
Spells with the chosen name can't be cast.
As Meddling Mage enters the battlefield, choose a nonland card name.
Spells with the chosen name can't be cast.
Instant
Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Creature — Angel
Flying
Whenever Exalted Angel deals damage, you gain that much life.
Morph (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for . Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)
Flying
Whenever Exalted Angel deals damage, you gain that much life.
Morph (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for . Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)
Instant
Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it on top of its owner's library instead of into that player's graveyard.
Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it on top of its owner's library instead of into that player's graveyard.
Enchantment
When a player casts a spell, sacrifice Standstill. If you do, each of that player's opponents draws three cards.
When a player casts a spell, sacrifice Standstill. If you do, each of that player's opponents draws three cards.
Creature — Human Wizard
As Meddling Mage enters the battlefield, choose a nonland card name.
Spells with the chosen name can't be cast.
As Meddling Mage enters the battlefield, choose a nonland card name.
Spells with the chosen name can't be cast.
Instant
Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Creature — Angel
Flying
Whenever Exalted Angel deals damage, you gain that much life.
Morph (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for . Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)
Flying
Whenever Exalted Angel deals damage, you gain that much life.
Morph (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for . Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)
Instant
Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it on top of its owner's library instead of into that player's graveyard.
Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it on top of its owner's library instead of into that player's graveyard.
Enchantment
When a player casts a spell, sacrifice Standstill. If you do, each of that player's opponents draws three cards.
When a player casts a spell, sacrifice Standstill. If you do, each of that player's opponents draws three cards.
Creature — Human Wizard
As Meddling Mage enters the battlefield, choose a nonland card name.
Spells with the chosen name can't be cast.
As Meddling Mage enters the battlefield, choose a nonland card name.
Spells with the chosen name can't be cast.
Instant
Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Creature — Merfolk Spellshaper
, , Discard a card: Return target creature to its owner's hand.
, , Discard a card: Return target creature to its owner's hand.
Enchantment
If you control a creature, damage that would reduce your life total to less than 1 reduces it to 1 instead.
If you control a creature, damage that would reduce your life total to less than 1 reduces it to 1 instead.
Sorcery
Destroy all lands.
Destroy all lands.
Creature — Human Cleric
: Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
: Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
Creature — Human Knight
First strike, protection from red
First strike, protection from red
Instant
Kicker (You may pay an additional as you cast this spell.)
Counter target spell if its mana value is 2 or less. If this spell was kicked, counter that spell if its mana value is 4 or less instead.
Kicker (You may pay an additional as you cast this spell.)
Counter target spell if its mana value is 2 or less. If this spell was kicked, counter that spell if its mana value is 4 or less instead.
Instant
You may exile a white card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Choose a color. All creatures gain protection from the chosen color until end of turn.
You may exile a white card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Choose a color. All creatures gain protection from the chosen color until end of turn.
Land
, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Flooded Strand: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Flooded Strand: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Creature — Human Cleric
: Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
: Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
Creature — Human Knight
First strike, protection from red
First strike, protection from red
Instant
Kicker (You may pay an additional as you cast this spell.)
Counter target spell if its mana value is 2 or less. If this spell was kicked, counter that spell if its mana value is 4 or less instead.
Kicker (You may pay an additional as you cast this spell.)
Counter target spell if its mana value is 2 or less. If this spell was kicked, counter that spell if its mana value is 4 or less instead.
Instant
Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
Land
, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Flooded Strand: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Flooded Strand: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Creature — Human Nomad Cleric
, : Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only if an opponent controls more lands than you.
, : Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only if an opponent controls more lands than you.
Instant
Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Instant
Reveal the top five cards of your library. An opponent separates those cards into two piles. Put one pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard.
Reveal the top five cards of your library. An opponent separates those cards into two piles. Put one pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard.
Instant
Counter target spell or ability an opponent controls that targets a land you control. If a permanent's ability is countered this way, destroy that permanent.
Draw two cards.
Counter target spell or ability an opponent controls that targets a land you control. If a permanent's ability is countered this way, destroy that permanent.
Draw two cards.
Land
, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Flooded Strand: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Flooded Strand: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Creature — Human Nomad Cleric
, : Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only if an opponent controls more lands than you.
, : Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only if an opponent controls more lands than you.
Instant
Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Instant
Counter target spell unless its controller pays .
Counter target spell unless its controller pays .
Land
: Add .
, , Sacrifice a land: Destroy target nonbasic land.
: Add .
, , Sacrifice a land: Destroy target nonbasic land.
Land
, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Flooded Strand: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Flooded Strand: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Land
: Add .
: Add or . Adarkar Wastes deals 1 damage to you.
: Add .
: Add or . Adarkar Wastes deals 1 damage to you.
Land
: Add .
: Mishra's Factory becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land.
: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
: Add .
: Mishra's Factory becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land.
: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Land
: Add .
, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
: Add .
, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
Land
Coastal Tower enters the battlefield tapped.
: Add or .
Coastal Tower enters the battlefield tapped.
: Add or .
Basic Land — Island
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Land
: Add .
: Add or . Adarkar Wastes deals 1 damage to you.
: Add .
: Add or . Adarkar Wastes deals 1 damage to you.
Land
: Add .
: Mishra's Factory becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land.
: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
: Add .
: Mishra's Factory becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land.
: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Land
: Add .
, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
: Add .
, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
Land
, : Add .
, : Add .
Basic Land — Plains
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Land
: Add .
: Add or . Adarkar Wastes deals 1 damage to you.
: Add .
: Add or . Adarkar Wastes deals 1 damage to you.
Land
: Add .
: Mishra's Factory becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land.
: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
: Add .
: Mishra's Factory becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land.
: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Land
: Add .
, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
: Add .
, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
Land
Faerie Conclave enters the battlefield tapped.
: Add .
: Faerie Conclave becomes a 2/1 blue Faerie creature with flying until end of turn. It's still a land.
Faerie Conclave enters the battlefield tapped.
: Add .
: Faerie Conclave becomes a 2/1 blue Faerie creature with flying until end of turn. It's still a land.
Basic Land — Plains
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Land
: Add .
: Add or . Adarkar Wastes deals 1 damage to you.
: Add .
: Add or . Adarkar Wastes deals 1 damage to you.
Land
: Add .
: Mishra's Factory becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land.
: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
: Add .
: Mishra's Factory becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land.
: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Land
Coastal Tower enters the battlefield tapped.
: Add or .
Coastal Tower enters the battlefield tapped.
: Add or .
Basic Land — Island
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Basic Land — Plains
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Side
Instant
Counter target artifact or enchantment spell.
Counter target artifact or enchantment spell.
Instant
Counter target artifact or enchantment spell.
Counter target artifact or enchantment spell.
Instant
Counter target artifact or enchantment spell.
Counter target artifact or enchantment spell.
Creature — Angel
Flying
Whenever Exalted Angel deals damage, you gain that much life.
Morph (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for . Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)
Flying
Whenever Exalted Angel deals damage, you gain that much life.
Morph (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for . Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)
Sorcery
Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.
Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.
Sorcery
Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.
Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Conversion unless you pay .
All Mountains are Plains.
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Conversion unless you pay .
All Mountains are Plains.
Enchantment
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Conversion unless you pay .
All Mountains are Plains.
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Conversion unless you pay .
All Mountains are Plains.
Instant
Return all green permanents to their owners' hands.
Return all green permanents to their owners' hands.
Instant
Return all green permanents to their owners' hands.
Return all green permanents to their owners' hands.
Enchantment
Whenever a player casts an enchantment spell, counter it.
Whenever a player casts an enchantment spell, counter it.
Enchantment
Whenever a player casts an enchantment spell, counter it.
Whenever a player casts an enchantment spell, counter it.
Enchantment
If you control a creature, damage that would reduce your life total to less than 1 reduces it to 1 instead.
If you control a creature, damage that would reduce your life total to less than 1 reduces it to 1 instead.
Creature — Human Cleric
Protection from red
: Target creature gains protection from red until end of turn.
Protection from red
: Target creature gains protection from red until end of turn.
Sorcery
Destroy all lands.
Destroy all lands.