Full english madness by Yuri Catalano
Main Deck
Creature — Lizard
: Basking Rootwalla gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.
Madness {0} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)
: Basking Rootwalla gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.
Madness {0} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)
Creature — Dog
Discard a card: Wild Mongrel gets +1/+1 and becomes the color of your choice until end of turn.
Discard a card: Wild Mongrel gets +1/+1 and becomes the color of your choice until end of turn.
Instant
Draw two cards, then discard two cards. Untap up to three lands.
Draw two cards, then discard two cards. Untap up to three lands.
Enchantment
, Discard a creature card: Search your library for a creature card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
, Discard a creature card: Search your library for a creature card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Legendary Creature — Goblin
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return Squee, Goblin Nabob from your graveyard to your hand.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return Squee, Goblin Nabob from your graveyard to your hand.
Creature — Lizard
: Basking Rootwalla gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.
Madness {0} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)
: Basking Rootwalla gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.
Madness {0} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)
Creature — Dog
Discard a card: Wild Mongrel gets +1/+1 and becomes the color of your choice until end of turn.
Discard a card: Wild Mongrel gets +1/+1 and becomes the color of your choice until end of turn.
Instant
Draw two cards, then discard two cards. Untap up to three lands.
Draw two cards, then discard two cards. Untap up to three lands.
Enchantment
, Discard a creature card: Search your library for a creature card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
, Discard a creature card: Search your library for a creature card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Legendary Creature — Goblin
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return Squee, Goblin Nabob from your graveyard to your hand.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return Squee, Goblin Nabob from your graveyard to your hand.
Creature — Lizard
: Basking Rootwalla gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.
Madness {0} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)
: Basking Rootwalla gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.
Madness {0} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)
Creature — Dog
Discard a card: Wild Mongrel gets +1/+1 and becomes the color of your choice until end of turn.
Discard a card: Wild Mongrel gets +1/+1 and becomes the color of your choice until end of turn.
Instant
Draw two cards, then discard two cards. Untap up to three lands.
Draw two cards, then discard two cards. Untap up to three lands.
Enchantment
, Discard a creature card: Search your library for a creature card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
, Discard a creature card: Search your library for a creature card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Legendary Creature — Goblin
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return Squee, Goblin Nabob from your graveyard to your hand.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return Squee, Goblin Nabob from your graveyard to your hand.
Creature — Lizard
: Basking Rootwalla gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.
Madness {0} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)
: Basking Rootwalla gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.
Madness {0} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)
Creature — Dog
Discard a card: Wild Mongrel gets +1/+1 and becomes the color of your choice until end of turn.
Discard a card: Wild Mongrel gets +1/+1 and becomes the color of your choice until end of turn.
Instant
Draw two cards, then discard two cards. Untap up to three lands.
Draw two cards, then discard two cards. Untap up to three lands.
Enchantment
, Discard a creature card: Search your library for a creature card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
, Discard a creature card: Search your library for a creature card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Construct
When Phyrexian Devourer's power is 7 or greater, sacrifice it.
Exile the top card of your library: Put X +1/+1 counters on Phyrexian Devourer, where X is the exiled card's mana value.
When Phyrexian Devourer's power is 7 or greater, sacrifice it.
Exile the top card of your library: Put X +1/+1 counters on Phyrexian Devourer, where X is the exiled card's mana value.
Creature — Wurm
Trample
Madness (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)
Trample
Madness (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)
Instant
Counter target spell.
Counter target spell.
Instant
You may return an Island you control to its owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Counter target spell unless its controller pays .
You may return an Island you control to its owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Counter target spell unless its controller pays .
Creature — Incarnation
Flying
As long as Wonder is in your graveyard and you control an Island, creatures you control have flying.
Flying
As long as Wonder is in your graveyard and you control an Island, creatures you control have flying.
Sorcery
Draw two cards, then discard two cards.
Draw two cards, then discard two cards.
Creature — Wurm
Trample
Madness (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)
Trample
Madness (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)
Instant
Counter target spell.
Counter target spell.
Instant
You may return an Island you control to its owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Counter target spell unless its controller pays .
You may return an Island you control to its owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Counter target spell unless its controller pays .
Creature — Incarnation
Flying
As long as Wonder is in your graveyard and you control an Island, creatures you control have flying.
Flying
As long as Wonder is in your graveyard and you control an Island, creatures you control have flying.
Sorcery
Draw two cards, then discard two cards.
Draw two cards, then discard two cards.
Creature — Wurm
Trample
Madness (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)
Trample
Madness (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)
Instant
Counter target spell.
Counter target spell.
Instant
You may return an Island you control to its owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Counter target spell unless its controller pays .
You may return an Island you control to its owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Counter target spell unless its controller pays .
Creature — Elemental Beast
Discard a card: Switch Aquamoeba's power and toughness until end of turn.
Discard a card: Switch Aquamoeba's power and toughness until end of turn.
Creature — Drake
Flying
When Gilded Drake enters the battlefield, exchange control of Gilded Drake and up to one target creature an opponent controls. If you don't or can't make an exchange, sacrifice Gilded Drake. This ability still resolves if its target becomes illegal.
Flying
When Gilded Drake enters the battlefield, exchange control of Gilded Drake and up to one target creature an opponent controls. If you don't or can't make an exchange, sacrifice Gilded Drake. This ability still resolves if its target becomes illegal.
Artifact Creature — Construct
Triskelion enters the battlefield with three +1/+1 counters on it.
Remove a +1/+1 counter from Triskelion: It deals 1 damage to any target.
Triskelion enters the battlefield with three +1/+1 counters on it.
Remove a +1/+1 counter from Triskelion: It deals 1 damage to any target.
Creature — Phyrexian Shapeshifter
As long as the top card of your graveyard is a creature card, Volrath's Shapeshifter has the full text of that card and has the text ": Discard a card." (Volrath's Shapeshifter has that card's name, mana cost, color, types, abilities, power, and toughness.)
: Discard a card.
As long as the top card of your graveyard is a creature card, Volrath's Shapeshifter has the full text of that card and has the text ": Discard a card." (Volrath's Shapeshifter has that card's name, mana cost, color, types, abilities, power, and toughness.)
: Discard a card.
Creature — Merfolk Spellshaper
, , Discard a card: Return target creature to its owner's hand.
, , Discard a card: Return target creature to its owner's hand.
Creature — Elemental Beast
Discard a card: Switch Aquamoeba's power and toughness until end of turn.
Discard a card: Switch Aquamoeba's power and toughness until end of turn.
Land
, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Windswept Heath: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Windswept Heath: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Land
, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Windswept Heath: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Windswept Heath: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Land
: Add .
: Add or . Yavimaya Coast deals 1 damage to you.
: Add .
: Add or . Yavimaya Coast deals 1 damage to you.
Land
: Add .
, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
: Add .
, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
Basic Land — Island
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Basic Land — Island
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Land
, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Windswept Heath: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Windswept Heath: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Land
: Add .
: Add or . Yavimaya Coast deals 1 damage to you.
: Add .
: Add or . Yavimaya Coast deals 1 damage to you.
Basic Land — Forest
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Basic Land — Island
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Basic Land — Island
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Land
, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Windswept Heath: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Windswept Heath: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Land
: Add .
: Add or . Yavimaya Coast deals 1 damage to you.
: Add .
: Add or . Yavimaya Coast deals 1 damage to you.
Basic Land — Forest
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Basic Land — Island
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Basic Land — Island
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Land
: Add .
: Add or . Yavimaya Coast deals 1 damage to you.
: Add .
: Add or . Yavimaya Coast deals 1 damage to you.
Land
: Add .
, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
: Add .
, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
Basic Land — Forest
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Basic Land — Island
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Basic Land — Island
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Side
Instant
You may exile a red card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Pyrokinesis deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures.
You may exile a red card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Pyrokinesis deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures.
Instant
You may exile a red card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Pyrokinesis deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures.
You may exile a red card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Pyrokinesis deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures.
Instant
You may exile a red card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Pyrokinesis deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures.
You may exile a red card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Pyrokinesis deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures.
Instant
Destroy all non-Aura enchantments.
Destroy all non-Aura enchantments.
Instant
Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Instant
Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Artifact
, Sacrifice Tormod's Crypt: Exile target player's graveyard.
, Sacrifice Tormod's Crypt: Exile target player's graveyard.
Artifact
, Sacrifice Tormod's Crypt: Exile target player's graveyard.
, Sacrifice Tormod's Crypt: Exile target player's graveyard.
Instant
Choose one —
• Counter target spell if it's red.
• Destroy target permanent if it's red.
Choose one —
• Counter target spell if it's red.
• Destroy target permanent if it's red.
Instant
Choose one —
• Counter target spell if it's red.
• Destroy target permanent if it's red.
Choose one —
• Counter target spell if it's red.
• Destroy target permanent if it's red.
Sorcery
You may exile a red card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Cave-In deals 2 damage to each creature and each player.
You may exile a red card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Cave-In deals 2 damage to each creature and each player.
Sorcery
You may exile a red card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Cave-In deals 2 damage to each creature and each player.
You may exile a red card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Cave-In deals 2 damage to each creature and each player.
Sorcery
If you control a Forest, rather than pay this spell's mana cost, you may have each other player gain 6 life.
Destroy all enchantments.
If you control a Forest, rather than pay this spell's mana cost, you may have each other player gain 6 life.
Destroy all enchantments.
Instant
Choose one —
• Counter target red spell.
• Destroy target red permanent.
Choose one —
• Counter target red spell.
• Destroy target red permanent.
Creature — Merfolk Spellshaper
, , Discard a card: Return target creature to its owner's hand.
, , Discard a card: Return target creature to its owner's hand.