Le bestiacce by Ross by Andrea Rossetti
Main Deck
Instant
Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
Creature — Efreet
Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, Serendib Efreet deals 1 damage to you.
Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, Serendib Efreet deals 1 damage to you.
Artifact Creature — Juggernaut
Juggernaut attacks each combat if able.
Juggernaut can't be blocked by Walls.
Juggernaut attacks each combat if able.
Juggernaut can't be blocked by Walls.
Sorcery
Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay . If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay . If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
Creature — Ape
Kird Ape gets +1/+2 as long as you control a Forest.
Kird Ape gets +1/+2 as long as you control a Forest.
Instant
Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
Creature — Efreet
Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, Serendib Efreet deals 1 damage to you.
Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, Serendib Efreet deals 1 damage to you.
Artifact Creature — Juggernaut
Juggernaut attacks each combat if able.
Juggernaut can't be blocked by Walls.
Juggernaut attacks each combat if able.
Juggernaut can't be blocked by Walls.
Sorcery
Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay . If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay . If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
Creature — Ape
Kird Ape gets +1/+2 as long as you control a Forest.
Kird Ape gets +1/+2 as long as you control a Forest.
Instant
Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
Creature — Efreet
Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, Serendib Efreet deals 1 damage to you.
Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, Serendib Efreet deals 1 damage to you.
Artifact Creature — Juggernaut
Juggernaut attacks each combat if able.
Juggernaut can't be blocked by Walls.
Juggernaut attacks each combat if able.
Juggernaut can't be blocked by Walls.
Sorcery
Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay . If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay . If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
Creature — Ape
Kird Ape gets +1/+2 as long as you control a Forest.
Kird Ape gets +1/+2 as long as you control a Forest.
Instant
Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
Creature — Efreet
Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, Serendib Efreet deals 1 damage to you.
Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, Serendib Efreet deals 1 damage to you.
Artifact
: Add .
: Add .
Artifact
: Add .
: Add .
Artifact
: Add .
: Add .
Creature — Bird
Flying
: Add one mana of any color.
Flying
: Add one mana of any color.
Creature — Djinn
At the beginning of your upkeep, target non-Wall creature an opponent controls gains forestwalk until your next upkeep. (It can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Forest.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, target non-Wall creature an opponent controls gains forestwalk until your next upkeep. (It can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Forest.)
Instant
Psionic Blast deals 4 damage to any target and 2 damage to you.
Psionic Blast deals 4 damage to any target and 2 damage to you.
Artifact
, : If Chaos Orb is on the battlefield, flip Chaos Orb onto the battlefield from a height of at least one foot. If Chaos Orb turns over completely at least once during the flip, destroy all nontoken permanents it touches. Then destroy Chaos Orb.
, : If Chaos Orb is on the battlefield, flip Chaos Orb onto the battlefield from a height of at least one foot. If Chaos Orb turns over completely at least once during the flip, destroy all nontoken permanents it touches. Then destroy Chaos Orb.
Sorcery
Take an extra turn after this one.
Take an extra turn after this one.
Creature — Bird
Flying
: Add one mana of any color.
Flying
: Add one mana of any color.
Creature — Djinn
At the beginning of your upkeep, target non-Wall creature an opponent controls gains forestwalk until your next upkeep. (It can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Forest.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, target non-Wall creature an opponent controls gains forestwalk until your next upkeep. (It can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Forest.)
Instant
Psionic Blast deals 4 damage to any target and 2 damage to you.
Psionic Blast deals 4 damage to any target and 2 damage to you.
Sorcery
This spell costs more to cast for each target beyond the first.
Fireball deals X damage divided evenly, rounded down, among any number of targets.
This spell costs more to cast for each target beyond the first.
Fireball deals X damage divided evenly, rounded down, among any number of targets.
Sorcery
Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library, then draws seven cards. (Then put Timetwister into its owner's graveyard.)
Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library, then draws seven cards. (Then put Timetwister into its owner's graveyard.)
Creature — Bird
Flying
: Add one mana of any color.
Flying
: Add one mana of any color.
Creature — Djinn
At the beginning of your upkeep, target non-Wall creature an opponent controls gains forestwalk until your next upkeep. (It can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Forest.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, target non-Wall creature an opponent controls gains forestwalk until your next upkeep. (It can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Forest.)
Instant
Psionic Blast deals 4 damage to any target and 2 damage to you.
Psionic Blast deals 4 damage to any target and 2 damage to you.
Sorcery
Return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
Return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
Sorcery
Target player draws X cards.
Target player draws X cards.
Artifact
: Add .
: Add .
Artifact
, Sacrifice Black Lotus: Add three mana of any one color.
, Sacrifice Black Lotus: Add three mana of any one color.
Artifact
: Add .
: Add .
Instant
Target player draws three cards.
Target player draws three cards.
Sorcery
Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.
Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.
Sorcery
Target player discards X cards at random.
Target player discards X cards at random.
Land — Island Mountain
(: Add or .)
(: Add or .)
Land — Mountain Forest
(: Add or .)
(: Add or .)
Land
: Add .
: Mishra's Factory becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land.
: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
: Add .
: Mishra's Factory becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land.
: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Land
: Add .
: Draw a card. Activate only if you have exactly seven cards in hand.
: Add .
: Draw a card. Activate only if you have exactly seven cards in hand.
Land — Forest Island
(: Add or .)
(: Add or .)
Land — Island Mountain
(: Add or .)
(: Add or .)
Land — Mountain Forest
(: Add or .)
(: Add or .)
Land
: Add .
: Mishra's Factory becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land.
: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
: Add .
: Mishra's Factory becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land.
: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Land
: Add .
, Sacrifice Strip Mine: Destroy target land.
: Add .
, Sacrifice Strip Mine: Destroy target land.
Land — Forest Island
(: Add or .)
(: Add or .)
Land — Island Mountain
(: Add or .)
(: Add or .)
Land — Mountain Forest
(: Add or .)
(: Add or .)
Land
Whenever City of Brass becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to you.
: Add one mana of any color.
Whenever City of Brass becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to you.
: Add one mana of any color.
Basic Land — Forest
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Land — Forest Island
(: Add or .)
(: Add or .)
Land — Island Mountain
(: Add or .)
(: Add or .)
Land
: Add .
: Mishra's Factory becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land.
: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
: Add .
: Mishra's Factory becomes a 2/2 Assembly-Worker artifact creature until end of turn. It's still a land.
: Target Assembly-Worker creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Land
Whenever City of Brass becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to you.
: Add one mana of any color.
Whenever City of Brass becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to you.
: Add one mana of any color.
Basic Land — Island
(: Add .)
(: Add .)
Side
Instant
Choose one —
• Counter target blue spell.
• Destroy target blue permanent.
Choose one —
• Counter target blue spell.
• Destroy target blue permanent.
Instant
Choose one —
• Counter target blue spell.
• Destroy target blue permanent.
Choose one —
• Counter target blue spell.
• Destroy target blue permanent.
Instant
Choose one —
• Counter target blue spell.
• Destroy target blue permanent.
Choose one —
• Counter target blue spell.
• Destroy target blue permanent.
Artifact
At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain X life, where X is the number of cards in your hand minus 4.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain X life, where X is the number of cards in your hand minus 4.
Creature — Faerie
Argothian Pixies can't be blocked by artifact creatures.
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to Argothian Pixies by artifact creatures.
Argothian Pixies can't be blocked by artifact creatures.
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to Argothian Pixies by artifact creatures.
Creature — Faerie
Argothian Pixies can't be blocked by artifact creatures.
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to Argothian Pixies by artifact creatures.
Argothian Pixies can't be blocked by artifact creatures.
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to Argothian Pixies by artifact creatures.
Creature — Faerie
Argothian Pixies can't be blocked by artifact creatures.
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to Argothian Pixies by artifact creatures.
Argothian Pixies can't be blocked by artifact creatures.
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to Argothian Pixies by artifact creatures.
Instant
Psionic Blast deals 4 damage to any target and 2 damage to you.
Psionic Blast deals 4 damage to any target and 2 damage to you.
Enchantment — Aura
Enchant creature
You control enchanted creature.
Enchant creature
You control enchanted creature.
Enchantment — Aura
Enchant creature
You control enchanted creature.
Enchant creature
You control enchanted creature.
Enchantment
You may have Copy Artifact enter the battlefield as a copy of any artifact on the battlefield, except it's an enchantment in addition to its other types.
You may have Copy Artifact enter the battlefield as a copy of any artifact on the battlefield, except it's an enchantment in addition to its other types.
Enchantment
You may have Copy Artifact enter the battlefield as a copy of any artifact on the battlefield, except it's an enchantment in addition to its other types.
You may have Copy Artifact enter the battlefield as a copy of any artifact on the battlefield, except it's an enchantment in addition to its other types.
Instant
Counter target spell. At the beginning of your next main phase, add an amount of equal to that spell's mana value.
Counter target spell. At the beginning of your next main phase, add an amount of equal to that spell's mana value.
Basic Land — Island
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Basic Land — Forest
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